Post Whores Anonymous - The NeverEnding Story

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Parting is such sweet sorrow . . .

Did you just make that up?

I made it up shortly after Bill penned it . . .

I didn’t know Bill Clinton ever said anything that made sense.

Huh, like I’d quote a philandering democrude . . .

Hey, you brought up his name not me.

Even an eloquent hick from the south like you would know I meant the Bard!!! LOL

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is this thing *still * on?

Oh yeah, Bard Starr. I’ve heard of him. He was purdy good in the day.

Durn strate!!

Yeah but I heard some rookie named Manning took his starting job.

Witness another Rite of Passage . . .

Gone, but not forgotten.

That’s just wrong. I’d never stoop to something so punny… unless I thought of it first.

Got, but not foregone.

Forsooth!

Puns . . . the worse they are, the better they are . . .

Good… Badder… Best

In deed, if not in fact . . .

Would that be a deed-fact-o truth?