I’m in the mood to cry laugh… so that’s your challenge if you so choose to accept it. Any joke format is welcome, doesn’t have to just be knock, knock jokes!
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I bought my wife a new refrigerator.
Can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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I bought a sweater recently and I really liked it but it was full of static so I had to return it. The store gave me a new one, no charge.
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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
Because he was a fungi.
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My wife tripped and fell while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
I just sat back and watched it all unfold.
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I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
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I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add to it.
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If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
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Steven Wright…and now GC
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.
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How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?
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Enough GC politico, onto Rodney!
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I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, “Wait til it gets warmer."
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me.
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