Post your favorite limericks

Here is mine:
There once was girl from Nepal
Who went to a masquerade ball
She thought she’d risk it and go as a biscuit
But a dog ate her up in the hall

There once was a lovely young miss
Who went down to the river to read
A young man in a punt
stuck an oar in her eye
And now she has to wear glasses.

(and yes, I’m fully aware it violates many of the rules of a limerick, but I find it funny)

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I’ve seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.