💩 Post your JANUARY 2020 CRAPS!!!!

Howdy Wooters!

This here nifty thread is for posting your BOC should you be so unlucky as to get one during the month of JANUARY 2020, including the Woot-Off and Digital Crap games!!


gif courtesy of drgandalf

Remember that you’re promised these things from your BOC:

  • 3 items
  • A bag if we remember to put it in
  • Abject disappointment

If you get more than that, count your blessings or talk to someone about the disappointment that has swallowed up your life.

Order Snafus

You may find that your order got denied or canceled. While this seems totally unfair and you’ll be tempted to complain to anyone that will listen, here’s a few things for your consideration:

  • We will never have enough craps for those wishing to purchase craps.
  • At best, the ratio of people attempting to available craps are 3:1… if you’re lucky. Usually it’s more like 25:1 or more.
  • So many people try that it pushes our servers to the point of wanting to throw in the towel and just crash
  • The servers have been known to crash.

To keep the servers from crashing, we have an order queue. You’ll enter the “Vestibule of Patience” while you wait for your order to be accepted, denied, or canceled. You should not exit the Vestibule to try again because that just puts you at the back of the line.

  • If your order is accepted, then you can brag about your impending disappointment in this here thread and on your social media outlets of choice. :smiley:
  • If your order is denied, it’s nothing personal. It just means that we ran out before your order was processed. It’s our rude way of saying “Sorry!” :cry:
  • If your order was cancelled, you were so, so, so close. So close that your payment went through but gosh darn it, we ran out of BOCs before we assigned one to you. We have to reverse all that work to refund your hard earned money. :angry:

Remember to post what you get!

Now one of the things that makes the Bag of Crap so much darn fun is to see what everyone got. The only way to see what everyone got is if everyone comes back to post what you got. See the trend here?

Taking your crap and running off with just steals the fun from everyone, especially me. So please post what you get.

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So there you have it.

  • Prepare for disappointment
  • Post what you get
  • Earn :heart:

And let the waiting begin
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A Poll!

Tell me what you thought of your Bag o’ Crap!
1 (hated it) to 5 (loved it!)

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If only the stupid site worked I would have gotten one this month

3rd bag enroute in the last 7 months. This is like 4 popped collars cool. Now if there’s some train stuff in there, Godhood status will unlock!

:steam_locomotive::sunglasses::steam_locomotive::sunglasses::steam_locomotive::kissing_heart::steam_locomotive:

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just saw a disappointment is coming popup on the clearance section of woot. Is it coming? or is that something that pops up when you are in clearance?

Very not disappointed. Got some great crap on my 1st bag of crap.

Love the poop emoji

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See this thread for some related info.

There are other threads, but I can’t think of them at the moment.

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The Elf books are very timely seeing that you can stick them straight into storage with all the other Christmas decorations you’re putting away about this time.

It’s amazing to see some of the crap classics like that one continue to appear in these boxes. Must’ve been one heck of a volume discount like buy 1 Elf book get 10 free along with 100 copies of Blackish.

Congrats?

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Well, so far I missed my first two chances this year for a BoC (and I’m not sure the Saturday App Bocs count), although I have had my first of, no doubt, many visits to the Vestibule of Patience…

So… when’s the first Woot-off of 2020?

That comes up when the previous day’s offer ends but the next day’s hasn’t loaded yet. Timing thing. Servers suck.


WEBCASTER GUN!?!?!? THAT’S A THING???


Well, not this week.

yosefa:

So… when’s the first Woot-off of 2020?

Well, not this week.

Aw… shucks! Disappointment achieved!

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Ok, First BOC ever, Boss of Casino, and what a bunch of awesome crap! A grater just what I needed and

Burton Fleece zipup with a $120 retail to top it off.

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I am grateful for my BOC.

But, I am thoroughly disappointed in its contents

this last round. Renamed: Bag of made in China 99cents store items!

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6 lbs of disappointment on it’s way to be open Friday in a very unimpressed manor :speak_no_evil:

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Hey, anyone know where I can get an iPhone 7 case?

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Be careful what you wish for.

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I have like 200 that you are welcome to

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Bunch of Calisthenics… Got mine. Worst part is how the box was packed. The bag inside got cut when I opened the box. Most of the crap was crap.

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This seems wholly appropriate somehow.

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Ashes to ashes, crap to crap.

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BOC Response

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