Or wear it as a sleep shirt.
(Itâs what I do with the oversized shirts I buy second hand.)
Or wear it as a sleep shirt.
(Itâs what I do with the oversized shirts I buy second hand.)
âAmazing news, Lady Puffle, I have obtained a bag of crap from a video game involving the death of monkeys.â
âOh no, Sir Fuzzybut, did you expend more money on useless debris?â
âWell, Lady Puffle, there is a possibility that my prize will include a priceless sphere of lip balm that is reported to smell like Carmex.â
âIf that is the case, Sir Fuzzybutt I will apologize profusely for doubting the wisdom of your crap purchase.â
I just performed a highly scientific side-by-side smell test of both Carmex and the Woot lip balm using an extremely scientific group of one person (myself). I can say with utmost certainty that will definitely stand up to rigorous repeat testing that they do NOT smell alike. The Woot lip balm smells BETTER.
Yes, I know. Iâm shocked, too. I canât really define what the Woot stuff smells like but itâs nice. I havenât used it, though, so it could kill you if you actually put it on your face.
This is the biggest boc Iâve ever gotten!
Towel set
Toothbrush
Box of washers
Mousepad
Fireless tea candles
Gloves
Karaoke microphone
Back to the Future documentary Blu-ray
Man, my fingers are tired!
Thanks for the disappointment, woot
And now, disappoint always.
You were expecting a car? TV? Confetti & a party? You ordered and received disappointment. LOL
Ah. hahah. snort
We aim for odd? Mostly just disappointment though. We like to set the bar low.
Patiently?
Hey now! My lips havenât fallen off yet!
Oh no! Check with UPS to see if they can locate it. If no luck there, reach out to Woot Customer Service. From a browser, use the Woot Customer Service form. In the Woot App, choose Account from the bottom navigation and then Support.
LOL. I love that. If there was room, we should have added that.
YES! The return of Sir Fuzzybutt!
Mrs. Wâs loss is my gain! Hoping chapped lips will be a thing of the past (our until I run out of a Woot Balm)
How should the Woot lip balm be branded?
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BOC shipping shows a measly 3.5 lbs. of crap; much less than earlier Bags of CrapâŠWOOT! appears to be taking this 2020 weight-loss resolution seriously!
Pictured, but not included with BOC:
All in all, a surprisingly useful (maybe?) haul! Something for the kiddo to make him think he got a package, several somethings for the wife so sheâll let me continue to buy these in the future, and a lot of disappointment for me!
The Bells on Cthulhu (and my doorbell) rang today!
Featuring:
-3pk Kidâs hangers
-Lens cleaning cloth
-Baltimore Ravens necklace
-Tea strainer
-Jumperâs knee strap (I had to google jumperâs knee-WebMD said I donât currently suffer from it)
-Some kind of rose mold (for chocolate or candles-who knows)
-Magnetic bookmark
-Exclamation sticky tags
-A lightbulb
-2 pairs of hand warmers
-Some âhelping handsâ for phones/remote controls
-Fantastic Beasts handbook
-A TCU mug
-Penguin and turtle socks
-A woot! shirt
-Inflatable torch (perfect for a re-enactment of the opening ceremony of the Olympics this year)
Oh and of course a âIâm never shopping at Woot! againâ bag and the disappointment scented, crap flavored Woot! lip balm
I sense a theme.
WINNER! I think you got the best item!
Itâs CURTAINS FOR YOU!
Are those DINOSAURS?
Crap!
I got a cute little squirtgun, a really nice Tokyo sweatshirt (too small, bummed), some performance boxer briefs in a color no man in my house would be caught wearing dead, and a box of 100 file folders.
AND WOOT LIP BALM! The packaging says lip gloss. It is pretty glossy. SCORE!
And a tea strainer and a silicone sponge too!
And two badge holders!
I thought you wrote âAnd two badger holders!â and Iâm incredibly disappointed I was wrong.
May your lips be forever glossy⊠until you run out.