:w_boc: Post your JANUARY 2022 CRAPS!!

Choppy can chew that silly guard right off.

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So it’s not a guard, it’s a little cutting board. But there is a lock on the back that I failed to notice. Definitely safer than the Choppy.

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You could cut up things into tiny unidentifiable pieces and make homemade fish food.

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What kind of fish?

I’m particularly fond of the gummy variety.

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was just gonna post that. LOL.

Choppy feels sad that you don’t love it.

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Ew No GIF by Awkward Daytime TV

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Oh, don’t get me wrong. I love Choppy. I’m just self-aware enough to know I will at the very least lose all my fingers in a tragic Choppy accident if I try to use it. There would be blood.

So, so much blood.

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New BOC name - Blood on Choppy.

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Maybe that’s why the handle is red.

I was going to post an artistic rendition of Blood on Choppy but it turned out more gruesome than I intended. I think we’ve had enough excitement on this thread today already.

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I kinda wanna see it now.

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Greetings! I eagerly await my disappointment!

… what a strange sentence.

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Well, that’s a bum deal!

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hell yeah GIF

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Still regretting not getting picked?

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From Sweden

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Imported gummy fish?

Fancy.

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That looks like a lawn mower pull.

I especially liked the coordinating Woot bag and sticker. You can really tell whoever packed your bag did it with care.

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We’ll see about that! I have crap on its way as we speak. Although I’ll admit it’s gonna be hard to beat Choppy choppy.

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…attempting to [buy, purchase, score, etc…] available craps…

You accidentally a word there @ThunderThighs

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