:w_boc: Post your July 2020 (16th Birthday) Crap Here!!

Howdy Wooters!

This here nifty thread is for posting your BOC should you be so unlucky as to get one during the month of July 2020 as we celebrate our 16th Birthday, suffer through the worst Woot-Off ever and more!


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Remember that you’re promised these things from your BOC:

  • 3 items
  • A bag if we remember to put it in
  • Abject disappointment

If you get more than that, count your blessings or talk to someone about the disappointment that has swallowed up your life.

Order Snafus

You may find that your order got denied or canceled. While this seems totally unfair and you’ll be tempted to complain to anyone that will listen, here’s a few things for your consideration:

  • We will never have enough craps for those wishing to purchase craps.
  • At best, the ratio of people attempting to available craps are 3:1… if you’re lucky. Usually it’s more like 25:1 or more.
  • So many people try that it pushes our servers to the point of wanting to throw in the towel and just crash
  • The servers have been known to crash.

To keep the servers from crashing, we have an order queue. You’ll enter the “Vestibule of Patience” while you wait for your order to be accepted, denied, or canceled. You should not exit the Vestibule to try again because that just puts you at the back of the line.

  • If your order is accepted, then you can brag about your impending disappointment in this here thread and on your social media outlets of choice. :smiley:
  • If your order is denied, it’s nothing personal. It just means that we ran out before your order was processed. It’s our rude way of saying “Sorry!” :cry:
  • If your order was cancelled, you were so, so, so close. So close that your payment went through but gosh darn it, we ran out of BOCs before we assigned one to you. We have to reverse all that work to refund your hard earned money. :angry:

Remember to post what you get!

Now one of the things that makes the Bag of Crap so much darn fun is to see what everyone got. The only way to see what everyone got is if everyone comes back to post what you got. See the trend here?

New EASY-TO-REMEMBER link: www.woot.com/postmyboc

That link will always take you to the current BOC thread (assuming I remember to update the link)

Taking your crap and running off with just steals the fun from everyone, especially me. So please post what you get.

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Cat_BOC%20Gif < Bad!!

So there you have it.

  • Prepare for disappointment
  • Post what you get
  • Earn :heart:

And let the waiting begin
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A Poll!

Tell me what you thought of your Bag o’ Crap!
1 (hated it) to 5 (loved it!)

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

0 voters


LETTERS!!!

hockey3806
crackkitty
bprochnow81
inazuma

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Yay, a new month! A birthday month no less!!!

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I voted 1 because I’m sure I’ll be disappointed if I’m lucky enough to to get one and my order not be cancelled like it was the last time…Hopefully I’ll be pleasantly surprised and disappointed if I do get one this time! GOOD LUCK my fellow Wooters

Happy Birthday month!!

Crappy construction complete! (Thanks for the reminder @isteiger)

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And I promise you that I WILL NOT come back to see it.

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Happy Birthday!!

Happy, happy birthday! May you have many many more!

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Thanks for nothing Woot…at least I got 2 cheesy gold watches #BOC

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It looks like you got quite a bit more than a couple of watches. I think a lot of people would be thrilled to get all that.

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Especially the DVD.

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It’s a Woot classic.

True story, Woot and I have the same birthdate. Hopefully I can get myself a BOC shortly. In the meantime… lots of cake and ice cream today! :partying_face: :partying_face:

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Where do we sign up for the Sweet 16 bags o’ crap?

The giveaway thread will be available at 12 PM Central.

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And the poop slingshot.

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:open_mouth:

I didn’t even notice the poop slingshot. I’m officially jealous.

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Hey! I got a bunch of those shorts from a mystery shorts purchase from Groupon! The strings all came out within the first wash so I now rely solely on elastic

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You got a ton! Wait, you were expecting something useful? Bahaha

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Happy Sweet 16th Birthday Woot! Sweet 16 and never been kissed, it sure would be nice to get a big BOC full of kisses!

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