It arrived! This marks my 25th (!!!) lifetime BOC dating back to BOC V in April of 2005. What a long, strange trip it’s been. Today’s contents, some useful-ish stuff, this is probably in the top quarter of least disappointing BOCs:
Woot Bag (of course)
Crappy Coaster
Pair of “Dark Purple” king size pillow cases
5-pack of “Super Big Fat Pens”
2 packs of p312/PR41 hearing aid batteries
Cutout Window Blue Tracker - focusing tool for reading
DVD of Season 1 of black*ish
Lightning 2-in-1 Audio adapter (listen via 3.5mm wired headphone and charge at the same time)
3-pack of “Always Off” makeup cloths
10-pack of egg-shaped hanging ornaments, will be useful for Easter candy for the kids
Febreze PLUG starter kit
Zoomerang page flags kit
Cheap knockoff aviator sunglasses
Sharpie Laundry permanent marker
40-pack mixed color LED finger lights
Emoticon LED Light
Tommee Tippee baby bottle
Set of Yoga Joes
It’s finally here!
12 Premier Clean Toothbrushes (Vietnamese Market product I think, retail 0.30 cents each)
Refrigerator/freezer thermometer (needed a new one)
Emoji Glow Light
Passport Sticker books
Screen Saver for iPhone model I don’t have.
Headphone adapter/charger plug (I needed last month)
Cadillac Key Holder
Window Sticker Fly Catcher ( I don’t think I want this on my window)
Two useless lightbulbs
2 Stainless Steel Kitchen Tongs (very useful)
2 Silver Sharpie pens ( I can really use these)
Pirate Stickers (Arrrrrrrrgh)
Crappy Coaster
Woot Bag
Very Useful set of travel bags in multiple sizes to make packing easier (Maybe we can travel again soon)
The very worst design product I have seen in years. A flashlight that will never be usable do to really poor design. Made in China, designed in America, written in large print. As bad as this product is designed that isn’t a good claim. (And I have the flashlight they copied to make this )
Stuff to use, stuff to donate and stuff to throw away. Not bad for the price, but my wife won’t be happy if I buy another in the near future.
My bulls on charge has arrived!
I was extremely disappointed, my #wootafterdark bracelet had a slight glow, but had already been used up 
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Other than that, the list is short.
3 electric outlets-wrong style, and no current (no pun intended) remodel projects.
Spiral slicer (my second)
Mini camp light
Flower book (we aren’t much for growing anything)
Cowgirls in the kitchen cookbook (my second copy)
24pack of ping ping balls
Green bag
UA long sleeve 1/4 zip pullover (disappointment disappeared, it’s my size!)
Thanks again.
Ohhhh. It could be a fortune teller box!
Maybe they’ll be something fun in there that will tell me who will win the nightly blanket war!
Ok this bag definitely came with a lot of disappointment. I could tell immediately by how light the box was. Still I can’t say the value wasn’t $10 if the items had any use for me…
Bike saddle bag
Toxic Cooling system tablets (don’t own a car)
Fantastic beats book (it retails for $8 is the shocking thing)
Monster hair clips x 4
Sponges (always useful I guess)
Spatula (always useful)
Math card game
Straws (?? No use so guess added plastic trash) -unless anyone has idea for them??
Doggie don’t belt clip for a doggie don’t I don’t have…
Bag.
Opps guess I should have posted here? Just got email… or is the link below here?
Yet another BOC containing zero C. Thanks Woot!
Contents:
Woot bag (green)
Woot glow stick
Bluetooth scale
Dual deck revolving card holder
Coffee filters
Twist grips (hold up to 110 pounds each)
Spatula
Pitcher
White plastic table cloth
Summary
Pics of the crap are below.
This was ordered in Feb, but delivered in March, so here we are. 
Received my “Bowl of Crepes” Bag of Crap today. Description below:
Blue Woot Bag
Woot Flying Monkey
Three springy Bracelets (by dog paw)
Crayola Colored Pencils
Frozen Paper Doll Set (2 Dolls, 20 Accessories)
Fedora Hat
Set of two Lightning to headphone adapters
Glass Screen Protector for iPhone XS (which I have)
Glass Screen Protectors for Samsung (which I don’t have)
Dual USB Wall Charger
Amazon Basics Clear iPhone 7 Case
Pin the Nose on the … game
Essential Oil Carrying Case
Spiky Massage Ball Rollers (2)
Ream of paper (lined, looks like young kids writing paper)
Magnetic PickUp Tool.
A great lot of disappointment this time!
Woot Bag
Park Ranger hat
desk lamp
bug repellent bracelets
seat belt cushion
Christmas book
Adult coloring book
Airboard musical instrument
Fitbit charge strap
Light bulbs (already being used)
Antiseptic cream/ointment
Some kind of shelf paper
Sponge pads
(Trivets sold separately)
Now that is Wooting done right. Thanks for posting all those photos, Dave. 
And 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY peace.
Thanks, Dave. And for my present – pet all your dogs for me. Wooster, too. And give yourself a pat on the head.
CRAP!
Wanna tell a little story
All about a Bag Of Crap.
I got it with my laptop
Though I could have used the app
I was shopping here at Woot
Because it’s kinda cool
The Crap showed up
And I clicked it like a fool
I waited and I waited
In that stupid VOP
The machine was a-cranking
I thought it wasn’t to be
I hit the yellow button
The micro-second it did appear
It told me that I bought it
And ran to get a beer
A few days later
The shipping I could see
I followed the Crap
As it moved closer to me
It went from Texas up to Boston
And then to Tennessee
To Miami then Oregon
It was having more fun than me
My Crap then hit the Mountains
As it visited in Yosemite
Then it hit the beaches
In sunny Waikiki
The time for it to travel
Was surely near the end
I wanted to know what’s in it
And what would I have to mend
Then the day was here
The Crap was in my town
As I look for the UPS dude
Should I go and track him down
The box was sitting on my porch
My Crap was finally here!
I ripped at the box
As I guzzled my last beer
Inside was there treasure
Beyond my wildest dreams?
Well really just disappointment
And a few good things it seems
The moral of this story:
Don’t get your hopes too high
And post what you get on Woot
Then have a piece of pie.
Yay, my Bulls on Charge arrived! This was a push notification that I honestly never expected to get close to obtaining.
When it arrived, I was concerned, lots of rattling I thought something might be broken. It was, but just a box of paper clips that were loose in the box.
I thought surely by now they’d run out of the first season of Blackish, but apparently not. I also got two seasons of Agents of Shield. Not two separate seasons mind you, same(2nd season). Luckily we’ve been watching Shield with my daughter and are already through this season…so maybe not so lucky.
There was a spiral slicer, which may be helpful when I don’t want to break out the big one. A small hair removal shaver, which I guess is good for the small trimline shaving that is good for woman(less so for my full bearded self). A 2-pack of spiky massage ball rollers, which my wife immediately suggested were actually dog toys.
The big item was actually a automatic foaming soap dispenser, which looks like an orca. With two kids in the house, that will be quite useful.
Obviously the busted box of paper clips, crappy coaster, crappy bag, and a green flat magnetic flashlight were in the mix. And last, but certainly not least, is yet ANOTHER copy of the book “There was an old lady who swallowed a turkey”. Previous BoC I’d gotten I think a good 6-7, and JUST day before gotten rid of them all by donating. So of course I’d get another.
All in all, not a crappy box of crap. Disappointment was mitigated by no broken glass in the box after opening.
That was simply beautiful, Dave. And I had to laugh at the last line because I am actually eating pie right now.
Happy Cake day!!!
