Your CRAP was 100% usable and wanted?
Sounds like a failure on woot’s part.
They will have to try harder next time!!
Even the Easter game is on time. Weird, but CONGRATS!!
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Any wooter worth his salt would be taking that apart and trying to fix it.
Well, this thread just took a dark turn. 
Ooooooooooooh, that’s cool. I thought it might stop drafts under doors in your house. LOL
Snap.
Double snap.
WINNER!
Sounds like TikTok material.
I AMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMELTING!
I always love your spreadsheet.
I like that but I thought it was a penguin.
Awesome and congrats!!
I like that a lot.
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When you’re finished with your birthday pie…
Uh, take your time.
We’re planning @Williamdavi’s wedding in the green.
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1 Abe bag
Usb-c to usb-c cord
Hand clapper
Tattoo tattoos
Stuff seniors need pill organizer (not yet Woot! Not yet)
Underarmour long sleeve shirt
Giant fishbone tweezers and scale scraper
Pixel pet puzzle
Sharpie paint pen white
Munchkin diaper bag dispenser
Startastic action laser projector
Spatula tongs (not pictured)
Pretty decent for a box of crap
Not included in the Blast Off Captain box
1 Jasper the big white German Shedder
Bonus yawn
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Here’s my Bring on Cold with rating system: cool or not cool
Green Woot Bag - (Still not a blue one
not cool)4 Dust Bags for a Hoover - (don’t have a Hoover, or even a vacuum that uses bags. not cool)
Dude Wipes - (I’m allergic to aloe, and that is not a place I need an allergic reaction. very not cool and a special level of disappointment)
Flamethrower Pixel Pet - (I love LEGO. this is not a LEGO. THIS is a bootleg LEGO. very not cool)
Panda Cooling Eye Pads - (got these in my January BoC too (my favorite animal is the panda and I like being cool?! Awesome and cool)
Woot Glow Stick - (maybe fun when I go clubbin’ again. also, I don’t go clubbin’. not cool.)
Everything else in the picture is for a Letter Board, with emojis. Even the little bags are for this. - (no use at all for this. not cool.)
Overall rating is cool: 1 not cool: 4 very not cool: 2…so I’ll say a completely awful, even worse than advertised BoC.
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Needs to be posted in Unimpressed Pets of Woot.
Pfffft. You need a better imagination. Think of all the sarcastic signs you can make.
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I can only think of one sign:
Reminder 1: Do not buy any more BoCs
Reminder 2: Eligible for next BoC on April 3rd
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Oh the disappointment. At least we’ll be able to find our crap with the Tile!!!
Also what the heck are the long tan leather things. I have absolutely no idea haha
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Those fill the gaps between the car seat and the center console. Stop-Drops, if I’m not mistaken.
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Oh wow I think you’re totally right. Haha Thank you so much clarifying that 
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Got a Bag of Crap in the mail today…and it was very non crappy. Thanks Woot!!!
Bunches of Children:
Blue Woot! Bag and coaster. (forgot to put in photo) Flashlight
Sticky notes
Top Secret note pads
Family pack of Band-AIDS with vintage Mickey Mouse
A screw selector wheel (lol)
GeForce GTX Ti video card 
Whoohoo!!
And plastic flowers 
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This is my Bulls on Charge
I received:
A flip flop garland
A bungie cord with carabiners on the ends
A bag for gifts
A book that I will never read
An iPhone 7 case
An outlet thingy
A sink cleaner brush
A spiral slicer
An XL shirt
Not too shabby over all! Lots ofr crap for sure.
I am dubious about the person who got a grsphics card though, that sounds like the opposite of getting crap!
Edit: Forgot to mention the Woot glow stick and eponymous bag
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Much crap, much happy. Several of the things I got were on my to-buy list (don’t tell Woot), so I’m supremely disappointed.
Bungee cord with carabiner ends
Flag pole holder
AB badge holders
AB iPhone 7 case
iPhone 7+ case
Cast iron scrubber
XL tee
Mitten/gloves
Drawer pull
Cabinet locks
Door stops
Phillips screwdriver
Mosquito repellent band
Woot After Dark glow bracelet
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My Bastion of Confusion contained:
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Marvels Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. complete season 2 DVD
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iPhone 7 plus case (Amazon basics)
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iPad air 5 cover
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Spiral Slicer vegetable thing
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iPhone headphone jack
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large bag of heart-shaped balloons
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book: The New Revelation: It’s marvelous message.
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Sink unclogging brush
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2 pair orthodics - size M 8-12
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bungee cord with carabiner ends
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USB to lightning cable
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spool of ribbon
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Woot glowstick bracelet (not pictured)
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I’m never shopping at Woot again bag
in typical Woot fashion, I have less than no use for most of this offal, with the possible exception of the bungee cord, so I pawned most of it off on my daughter. Of course, in spite of the crushing disappointment this baroque organ carver delivered, I will be furiously trying to score another as soon as I am eligible.
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YOURE NOT INVITED
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Pfft. Invited.
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