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WHEN the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride,
He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

When Nag the basking cobra hears the careless foot of man, 
He will sometimes wriggle sideways and avoid it if he can. 
But his mate makes no such motion where she camps beside the trail. 
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male. 

When the early Jesuit fathers preached to Hurons and Choctaws, 
They prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaws. 
'Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale. 
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male. 

Man's timid heart is bursting with the things he must not say, 
For the Woman that God gave him isn't his to give away; 
But when hunter meets with husbands, each confirms the other's tale— 
The female of the species is more deadly than the male. 

She is wedded to convictions—in default of grosser ties; 
Her contentions are her children, Heaven help him who denies!— 
He will meet no suave discussion, but the instant, white-hot, wild, 
Wakened female of the species warring as for spouse and child. 

Unprovoked and awful charges—even so the she-bear fights, 
Speech that drips, corrodes, and poisons—even so the cobra bites, 
Scientific vivisection of one nerve till it is raw 
And the victim writhes in anguish—like the Jesuit with the squaw! 

So it comes that Man, the coward, when he gathers to confer 
With his fellow-braves in council, dare not leave a place for her 
Where, at war with Life and Conscience, he uplifts his erring hands 
To some God of Abstract Justice—which no woman understands. 

And Man knows it! Knows, moreover, that the Woman that God gave him 
Must command but may not govern—shall enthral but not enslave him. 
And She knows, because She warns him, and Her instincts never fail, 
That the Female of Her Species is more deadly than the Male. 
                                                                                     -kipling

Wilted Flower

Together the gloreous pair
Like in mind and body
Relishing in joy
Unrelenting in sorrow

But alone, you wilted
With his passing
the light gone from your eyes

Days passed, years even
Happy occasions came
still you did not smile
The world kept moving
but you did not see

Ohh beautiful flower
how you have wilted,
your world is empty
the outsiders looking in
wishing to help

Goodbye sweet flower
We will miss you more than you know.

after a good poop
empty toilet paper roll
thunderpanda roars

Pee aych Dees we have
tee shirts they design for us
get derby badges

ms. dont want a name
wants to get a dog pronto
meaning next year, heh

kay tee see broke toe
hobbled, she cares for two kids
awaiting layoff

ay zee gee man wakes
oh dark thirty ev’ry day
barney fife plagues him

e hal posts at night
struggling algorithms
also writing book

dancing with the stars
has c and d list celebs
daj watches with joy

lady poof reads stuff
corects speling and gramar
a black square at last

cruzer, gee ee gee
they are a couple
of posting wooters

doctor josephus
draws a lot of shirt designs
improving quickly

newbies enter shirts
clip art, ripoffs, defy rules
they fog and win all.

jay cubed, disappeared
returns, posts a little bit
will he leave again?

bird guy at rowan
he wins shirt derbies sometimes
skektek is his name

lynn loves animals
saves them at the vet clinic
has lots of cats, dogs

kenney, pucker guy
drives toyota corolla
and made silence thread

acemom rules “pick 'em”
she’s an ohio state grad
knows her sports, she does

adder seems bitter
rails against stupid derby
comes back ev’ry week

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