Practice Your Texting

This shirt describes itself perfectly. Meta-shirt!

Reminds me of the days when I was in kindergarten, where I showed other kids how to write curse words correctly.

How to Suck at Basic Human Communication 101

Gotta teach those elderly the new talk…

Beware of friends with a marker. My bet is your shirt will be written on.

K thx bbq.

OMGWTFBBQ…will they want cursive next?

Let’s not encourage this generation to write like this. Please.

I’m eagerly anticipating the sequel to this shirt - texting in cursive.

  1. How do you practice your texting by writing them out? When you’re texting, you’re pushing keys not writing, no one ever writes ‘lol’!

  2. Why are all the lines different lengths? What kind of paper is this that the lines don’t match up?

  3. Why does only ‘lol’ have the ‘how-to-draw’ part? Are ‘wtf’ and ‘omg’ not good enough for this artist or was the artist just too lazy?

This shirt is just way too boring and pointless for me.

Is this the state of the public school system? It’s sort of a low-tech way to say your school is high tech.

I always liked doing the cursive sheets more.

Does anyone else find it ironic that Woot has a shirt for sale in which 2 or the 3 acronyms on it will be filtered in the chat?

I take offense to being called “that kid”. I expanded the vocabulary of possibly hundreds of children in possibly 1/180 of the time it takes the public education system to do with other words in a whole school year.


In case you’re wondering, that paper was made by the fine folks at Zaner-Bloser.

In case you’re wondering why I still remember the manufacturer’s name, I frequently got Cs in Handwriting, which, clearly, has left an indelible mark on my psyche.

I must admit I’m not much of a fan of this one. People (young or not) have a hard enough time spelling and speaking properly as it is.

Although I probably should not take it so seriously, I cannot help it.

Penmanship for texters 101?

some days you want your shirt to say it all…

and cromulent is my new word of the day which is just FINE and also ACCEPTABLE