Premium Magic Personal Massager

Hey, whatever makes people happy.

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Did someone mention Dessert???
food porn dessert GIF

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Oooh! I think we need more of these kind of items on Woot! :tada::dancer::dancing_women::dancer::tada:

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Uh…I want to say this respectfully. They’ve been here ALL ALONG

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As the sun rises on the East coast the natives are realizing how sore they are too -must have been one heck of Monday night


They are very relaxed in Maine

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I am cheering for Wyoming - when those cowgirls and guys wake up they are going to need these for those long nights on the range

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Come see what all the buzz is about!

:sleeping_bed: :rocket: :droplet: :bucket: :w_ooh:

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It’s so big and shiny.

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KS folks already have several such devices

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But this one is big and shiny.

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BIG

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SHINEY

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Woot has devolved into a filth peddler

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How is a neck massager “filthy”?

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It sure has. I hope it continues.

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it’s probably refurbished so yeah it’s filthy

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Wait - you’re saying this isn’t a nipple massager?

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Hey, if we buy this will we get the buttwashers @notmatty ordered?

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yes it’s like an upside down pyramid scheme

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Looks like Wyoming does not need to buy this cause people there must know how to take care of business.

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