Preserved Bonsai Trees

But… you can buy a REAL bonsai for that price!!!

You’re right but if you’ve ever looked into caring for a live one, you’d probably favorably consider one of these. Just sayin’…

How does one preserve a bonsai? Are these dipped in plastic?

Juniper shrubs are cheap…
And way more fun/satisfaction

Hmmm, it’s true you don’t have to fertilize and trim roots on a tchochke, but I think these things would be the devil to dust! Your statement might better be applied to stuffed animals. Or Redskins games…

There’s something just inherently wrong about preserving a bonsai tree. To me, the whole point of them is that these miniatures are living art.

Preserved means dead, I assume.
I could kill one here at home!