Prestige Bidet Toilet Seat, Elongated

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Is it just me, or does that picture make the bidet look like Eve from Wall-E?

It does. Considering what the people in that movie looked like and the raves hefty folk leave for these things, I wouldn’t be surprised if Eve was nothing more than an escaped Bidet of the future! Warm water cleansing? A thing of the past once you’ve experienced HIGH_INTENSITY_LASER_POOPY_REMOVAL!!!