Pretty Crap Machine

Pretty Crap Machine
Price: $5
Shipping Options:: $5 Standard
Shipping Estimates: Ships in 1-2 business days (Friday, Feb 13 to Monday, Feb 16) + transit
Condition: Really Crappy


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Did you miss it? Here are some Crappy Tips

1. Stay Logged In - When the current item reaches 5%, log out of woot and log back in to keep your session fresh
2. Keep your cart clean - Clear out any sold out items from your cart
3. Refresh the Community Page - New items show up faster on the community page than they do on the main page. When an item is sold out, the forums are the place to be.
4. Click the image - Make sure you are clicking on the image of the crap, and not the text. This will get you directly to the Add to Cart page, and save you some more time

man - I had it in the cart and everything


I keep getting so close >.<

Finally got one! Persistence!

Finally, first BoC ever after all this time.

I feel like Charlie Brown trying to kick a football…

It wouldn’t even let me click on the Buy button, saying I could only get one per week. I haven’t even got one yet. Ever.

Not happening. Sold out in less then 1 sec? WTF?

I finally got one!!! Woooo!!!

Holy cow. I complained in the previous thread that it was impossible. Then read the suggestions to sign out/in at 5% and refresh the community page. Sure enough I got one this time. Cool.

never ever give up!

You’re welcome!

Just about did.

Yep. Thanks for the tips!!!