Prospera Mini Penguin Massager

Prospera Mini Penguin Massager

How big of penguin does this thing massage?

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@Froodyfrog

Send one of these to me, and I’ll test it on my penguins.

Maybe you can talk @davejlives into sending you one. Quite frankly, I’m surprised you were not brought in as a consultant sooner.

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Good thing for @davejlives that my name isn’t Frank.

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Some of the reviews for this are, to say the least, interesting.

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And anyways, don’t you think if I had that ability, that I’d talk him into sending me better things? :wink:

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Whaaaaaat?

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That’s the strangest looking penguin I’ve ever seen.

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And anyways, don’t you think if I had that ability, that I’d talk him into sending me better things? :wink:

Like this? [Blue Handworks Beach Glass and Driftwood Wind Chime]

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CrapBucket6

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The one here is even stranger.

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Hi Bucket!!!

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Here

If Aunt Wooty is going to continue to dabble in Adult Penguin recreational entertainment could we get something a little more hefty?

One of my life goals is to smash mailboxes with this kind of thing. I’ve aquired accomplices and I bought a convertible… I’m just waiting for the right tool.

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