PWA: Smack Central


#1

//smack

welcome home


#2

Ow!

Thanks. :stuck_out_tongue:


#3

I grew up in a tough neighborhood.
Nice home but you tracked dirt in when you entered.


#4

Nice name.


#5

http://www.gifanimations.com/Image/Animations/Animals/dogs/~TS1184177821971/Dog_popsup.gif

Smacks???


#6

your eyes move off of your head.

freak


#7

Uh-oh, it’s going to be one of those places.


#8

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6236/shockedsmileyzn3.gif

Bats may break your bones but names will never hurt me.


#9

Bats?!? What happened to sticks and stones?


#10

I already had the bat out when he called me a “freak”, because of my eyes.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:c2EulWpMkEKk-M:http://www.10dailythings.com/images/freakOfNature.jpg


#11

That picture is disturbing. shudder


#12

I’m going to have agree with that one…


#13

I was on a jury once. The guy who ran a game room hit a kid with a bat.
We decided that the guy did hit the kid.
We decided that the kid deserved it.
We found the guy not guilty.
The judge yelled at us.
But many years later, I told the story, in an attempt to get out of jury duty…they kept me.
I was thinking, I was Forman on a jury that totally and completely disregarded the judge and still I was OK to serve again. Odd. Unless the judge who I told the story to had cases he would have loved to dismiss because the person deserved it.

The kid sat there with a smirk on his face the whole trial.


#14

Not as disturbing as this one…

http://www.douglas.stebila.ca/pictures/2006/elmira/photos/A_very_disturbing_dancing_pancake.jpg


#15

I had no idea what that was until I quoted you and read the url. I never would have guessed it was a pancake! :meh:


#16

I never thought of that. It said a very disturbing dancing pancake! Now that is a sentence you don’t see every day!


#17

I’d let you on a jury! Guy probably shouldn’t have hit the kid, but sounds like his parents should have!


#18

I find your lack of syrup…disturbing.


#19

smackety-smack, don’t talk back

:tongue:


#20

If we do that, it’s going to get awfully quiet 'round these parts.