I gots a few things, but my ass is too lazy to ship them anywhere, even if it wasn’t going to cost me anything.
Like?..
EDIT: I was trying to reply this to the post that said ‘I am a great many things, and all of them rhyme’
Olympia Washington reporting in. Got my 6.4 lb box o junk today.
3 - Would You Rather calendars
2 - High School Musical alarm clocks
1 - Pirates of the Caribbean pouch
1 - Screaming monkey with blue camo cape
Nothing to see here. See you next woot off!
Umm…a tater hater?
Oh HAI! 
Got the same thing, except I only got 2 calendars. All in all…disappointing. Oh well! Worth it for the monkey I guess.
That’s perfect timing on that question…just found out that a friend won Toby Keith tickets and I get to go. Woohoo. Woot, next BOC I need you to send me some shamwows to mop up the drool. LOL
For my first BOC I received…
1 Giant Mickey Mouse wearing a Pittsburgh Pirates uniform that sings “Take me out the Ball Game”
1 Smelly lunch bag
1 Star Wars Episode 1 collectible film strip
1 RCA two pack of universal remotes
Good crap!
How come I don’t recognize the names of ANY of those people?
mine was the same except I did not get a monkey 
TPW please send me a monkey, pretty please, don’t make me beg
I’m too prissy to be a redneck. LOL
I got a really odd box:
1 insulated lunch box (which I was hoping for, actually)
1 Justice League paperweight (The Atom, which is great, since I’m a chemist)
1 light up snowman speaker (odd, but…)
1 very used, very beat up, very dirty white ipod dock/keyboard combo.
Did someone at Woot get a new keyboard two years ago and send me their old one?
HAI YOU
Wow, got a really weird set of craps. Here we go…
1 LED headlamp, missing battery cartridge and battery cap
1 cordless phone handset without battery or base
1 plastic object I am told is a negative holder for a negative scanner
3 WYR desktop calendars
3 (identical) auto cigarette lighter socket power adapters for unknown device
4 (different) wall outlet AC adapters for unknown devices
1 CD with “NeatWorks” software
1 broken 8GB Sansa Clip
1 Pirates of the Caribbean accessory bag thing
1 unidentified video card
2 rechargeable auto flashlights, 1 with a broken button, neither with caps
1 used but functional iPod Nano 8GB, no packaging or cable, with 139 songs
Someone asked about defective Monkeys - Well, this one started going off every couple minutes for no reason. It wasn’t being moved or anything. I tried to do surgery to take the battery out, but I didn’t have a screwdriver that small. I couldn’t take it anymore so I umm… ended up having to take a hammer to it a little while ago.
Sad Woot Monkey:
Dibs on your negative holder!!!
There are tons of forums for Sansas, and many of the issues that people have had with their baggie Sansas have been fixable.
What’s wrong with it?
Nice haul! Anything good on the Nano?
Tater’s Unopened Woot Boxes… (TUWB)
For you doubters. If you still don’t believe me, I suppose I could have Jeus come verify them.
And I know I have an unopened shirt.woot bag around here somewhere to make the seventh.
You killed your woot monkey? (the army of the monkey brethren across the country is letting out a screaming cry for their fallen cousin.)