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And here come the whiners…

“your order is processing”

PROCESS FASTER!

I am getting sick off Woot, Everytime there is something decent it sells out before i can even get to the checkout page. I’m done with you Woot. Buy some better servers.

Man, that was a slow moving carp.

w00t lucky crap #5! I love me some crap.

guess that blood pressure cuff really distracted everyone…

come ooooooooon i want 1 random carp!

Wow the “I want 3” button didn’t work and neither did the submit button. The server really took a crap this time.

Didn’t get one, thanks overloaded server.

You’re damn skippy –

This is the tenth time to get in on the bag of crap only to have the server knock me out. Whine whine whine…

Bleh… my first-ever chance to get a bagocrapo and thanks to woot’s measly struggling 386-based server and dialup modem all I got was a teeshirt with carrots on it. :frowning:

“Your order is in!”

Woohoo! Crap #3!

Okay, so I got one!!! However, when I went to click on three, it wouldn’t highlight. Dang server crashes!!!

My First Crap!!!

I got some crap, I got some crap…

I thopught I clicked 3, the email says one. I’m happy I got crap!

bull crap Server is too busy

Let the cries of the misfortunate begin!

Yeah - I missed it too once again.

I win!

oops…got too f5 happy.

I’m at work with an UBER fast internet connection and I STILL can’t get the BAG??!?!?!?!?! SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!?!

My First Crap!!!

I got some crap, I got some crap…

I thought I clicked 3, the email says one. I’m happy I got crap!