Razer StarCraft II Zerg Messenger Bag

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Razer StarCraft II Zerg Messenger Bag
$14.99 + $5 Shipping
Condition: New

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Girls are icky!

Oh great, the neckbeard satchel bag…

The inside looks like the carpet at the bowling alley.

Is it me or is there a bag under her eyes?

I can hide my virginity in here to keep it safe!

I thought we would get BOC batches every 2 hours.

Sounds like a great way to save money on birth control!

Woot should bundle this with the Santana hat!!!

Oh God. There’s a million of them.

messenger bag, AKA Man Purse

Looks like it would be a good place to stash porn.


You stole my idea!!

Jeeze louis, how many of these things does woot! have? It’s highly likely these things are woot! exclusive. They just throw three craps in these things and get it over with.

Took the words right out of my mouth!

Very,very good idea,that’s putting the thinking cap on.

I’d get one if it weren’t for that godawful graphic on the flap. People already think I’m a hopeless geek; I don’t need to reinforce that any further.

N or M, oh, the filters got you.