Get out the way, we got a Woot-Off
Were pigging out down at the Woot trough
Aint gonna stop until the Woot-Off is done
You figure you get one Woot per day
And if its junk then thats just the way
But now an avalanche of Woots is released
And where there once was famine we feast
Its giving me an F5 complex
Refreshing just to see whats up next
Checking back to shop for whats new
I dont want it but I hope that you do
Cause a new Item wont come on
Until all of these are gone.
Those are the rules of the Woot-Off
Were pigging out down at the Woot trough
Aint gonna stop till the Woot-Off is done
Now theres another item online
A cell phone with a weird-ass design
How will this thing ever sell out?
This will start a new item drought
Who would ever buy this dumb thing?
The Woot-Off is so frus-ter-a-ting
Im posting in the blog to decry
This thing you couldnt pay me to buy
Well you could ridicule and signify it
But someones gonna have to buy it
Those are the rules of the Woot-Off
Were pigging out down at the Woot trough
Aint gonna stop till the Woot-Off is done