Reach Out and Crush Someone

Please please please embroider this on a baseball cap! My Dad doesn’t wear t-shirts, but as a former AT&T employee at the time this logo is lampooning, & the parent who made geeks of his children, I’d love for him to be able to wear it.
Either as a hat, or as a button-down shirt with this embroidered on the front; either would work for him.
Please please please please please!