Rebel Express

I always imagined them as “brown shorts” folk.

Thanks to kerning problems I can’t unsee the word ‘Rebate’.

Then you’d have to change it to firefly. You can burn the land, boil the sea, but I think we know who owns the sky.


I want the shirt, but the rebellion insignia looks like it was centered across the entire “b” instead of just the loop portion, so it looks like a misprint.

I think it’s lined up well to mimic the FedEx d. The original has that off-centredness to it, which you never notice cuz you’re too busy staring at the Ex arrow.


I think because it’s immediately identifiable as a play on FedEx, I keep hearing this in my head as “Reb-Ell”.