Alaska, Hawaii, and military always get cheated out of the fun.
So this ISN’T for the kink in my mother’s neck afterall? Oh Lord! My childhood is ruined!
It’s kink, alright
Bibbity Boppity Boo!
You have no idea how anxious I became after seeing the incredibly blurry product image for this!
Add to that waiting for what I can only compare to the good old days of the Internet and waiting for a song to finish downloading from Napster, using dial-up no less! Imagine how relievedbi became when I saw the crystal clear image appear before me on my phone! I let out a huge sigh of relief but then quickly realized we had been out and out lied to about “consequences” of this particularly pleasurable and very popular private time “activity”. 
“Shock mode.” For when the 'rents visit and you’ve left your massager out.
Are these microphones? What’s the frequency?
I’m not sure but I bet it hits just the right notes.
Came here to see what I might have missed…discovered what I saw couldn’t be undone. WAD well played!
Ask Kenneth.