Mine arrived broken (who would have thought a fragile ornament would break when shipped in only an envelope 
), hopefully the replacement is packed better 
My dachshund luck on Woot has been for the dogs! 
You got the wrong coasters, too, right? I hope the replacement isn’t a Woot puzzle, too.
Yes, twice the wrong coasters 
I might have to send my half-dachshund dog on up to Seattle to see what’s up because that’s clearly discrimination. 
Exactly, why the shorties always getting the bum end of the stick?!
Just like short people (me), short dogs get no respect.
You’re short? Damn, I may have to rethink our friendship.
I am just a smidge over 5’ but what I lack in height I more than make up for in sarcasm. That counts, right?
Yep, you are the mouth that roared.
And don’t worry, the older you get, you’ll lose that smidge of height and then some.
It me:
And, yeah, I’m dreading that loss of height. It’s not fair, I tell ya.
Second doxie delivered today (that was quick!), and despite STILL coming in an envelope with no protection, it arrived in one piece!
Yay!! Score one for the little dogs.