Can I use this to get some idiot neighbors to move out?
Too small. You need to put on your best tube top and jorts then carry a sign that reads “Jesus loves Dinosaurs”.
Or so I’ve heard.
Not to be weird or anything but this thing actually worked for me… put it in the ground… got an offer on the house the next day. Then you’re supposed to dig it up and place it in your new place. I put mine on the window sill above my kitchen sink… unfortunately he fell off the window sill into a running garbage disposal… so St Joseph’s got a couple dings in his head.
35% of you are buying more than one. Does Woot have a large realtor customer base that I didn’t know about?
Just make sure you don’t leave this in the ground or a big apple tree full of temptation will grow the next spring.
And yet, he keeps on protecting.
That’s such a pagan thing. I’m laughing so hard rn.
I’m going to plant them in the neighbors’ yard so they’ll move out.
Don’t be ridiculous!
You don’t plant them, you bury them. Also, be sure he’s upside down and facing the house or it won’t work. It’s very scientific.
I’ll try that… if I figure out what a tube top and jorts are…
edit… I looked it up. Yes, that might work!
You’re going to post a picture of yourself in a tube top?
He’s retired. He can do whatever he wants.
I don’t judge people.