Rhino Lightning Cables: Single or 2 Pack

You realize rhinos are highly endangered? What methods were used to harvest the lightening? Were any rhinos harmed during the harvesting of their lightening?

http://boldomatic.com/content/post/314252-47c5e88bc0f91ac9674cfb5de6492991154625cb0ce2df06e71b00b2dd658edd/NO-ANIMALS-WERE-HARMED-DURING-THE-MAKING-OF-THIS-P?padded=true&size=800

Who did the write-up for these? Was it translated from Chinese?

One by one, they stopped working. Very low quality.