âMore hay, Trigger?â
âNo thanks, Roy, Iâm stuffed!â
âTrigger?â
âTRIGGER???â
âOh Wellâ (chomp chomp chomp)
6 x 2oz = $26 means youâre paying $34.66 per pound. Not sure Iâd pay that for unicorn jerky.
Actually, itâs $34.65 per pound when you round off.
How many times have I gold you that you MUST show your work to get full credit on your math homework.
Good thing this is math and not spelling.
Right?!?
N stands for ânobody knowsâ
I was always kind of partial to Roy Rogers, actually. I really dig those sequined shirts.
When I saw the product illustration, I initially thought that it was a Roy Rogers movie titled Beef Jerky.
It was just on the double-take that I realized it was food.
- Humainly Sourced?
Is this different than Humanely Sourced??
When phonetic spelling lets you down.
In English, phonetic spelling always letâs you down.
SOâŚthey dug up Trigger?
They didnât need to âdig him upâ.
He was stuffed in 1965âŚ
After the original Trigger (Golden Cloud) died in 1965 at Rogersâ new ranch in Apple Valley, California, Rogers arranged for Everett Wilkens of Bischoffâs Taxidermy in Los Angeles (now Bischoffâs Taxidermy and Animal FX in Burbank, California) to preserve/mount the horse.[6] The hide was professionally stretched over a foam likeness of Trigger, and the resulting mount was put on display in the Roy Rogers and Dale Evans Museum when it opened in Apple Valley in 1967.
What happened when Roy died?
Heâs in the jerky