Soā¦uhā¦are these for external use only?
90 day warranty. Wow.
Yeah, we probably shouldnāt have that. LOL.
Just in time for VD!
No, these help prevent VD.
How do chocolate flavored prophylactics stop Valentineās Day from arriving? Do they have special time powers? Let me guess, they are bigger on the insideā¦
At first I thought you meant the disease. Now Iām not sure.
Ironically, That is exactly what my tombstone will read.
What kind of child support does the 90 day Woot warranty offer? Do I have to name the baby āDave Thunderthighs Manlapig Australia Jenkins-Smithā?
WE REMOVED THE 90-DAY WARRANTY!!! DO NOT SEND THEM BACK!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Well, these are to PREVENT that from happening, i thinkā¦
But things do happen,
Chocolate Thunder-Thighs should suffice.
SEND THEM BACK?!! WHAT KIND OF THIRD RATE CUSTOMER SERVICE SUPPORT ARE YOU PAYING FOR??!?
THEY DONāT ASK FOR A TSHIRT WITH AN EXTRA HOLE IN IT TO BE SENT BACK. WHY WOULD THEY ASK FOR THESE BACK?!
If I ever do acquire a kid Iād already planned on āThunderthighsā as a middle name.
Checks in to the forumsā¦ and Iām out.
At an elementary school I worked at, the counselor was pregnant and asked Billy what she should name her child.
Rocket
Her last name was love.
Rocket Love.
LOL. True story.
Well, this yearās winner for worst job? Chocolate Condom Taste-tester.
{shudder}
Are these dishwasher safe through 89 uses or 89 days?