Rubie's Black Victorian Hat


Rubie's Black Victorian Hat

April Fools is still over a month away.

@therealjrn Kentucky derby this year?

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You know if they tossed a ribbon on this - it would be totally elegant.

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In her Three Stars review, Verified Amazon Purchaser Samantha C. Sinclair on January 12, 2015 called this hat “Cartoonish.”

Whaaaat?

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I don’t see where anything could possibly go wrong while wearing this hat.
It’s perfect for speed dating, fishing, bowling, fancy restaurants, lounging on the patio, preventing kidnappings, the office, clown gatherings, Tim Burton movies, camping. It’s very versatile.

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I can see how it would be effective for speed dating. I know if my date showed up in that hat, the date would be over very, very quickly.

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Oh but what if it’s raining? At least let them walk you to your car so you stay dry.

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As long as it covered my face, too.

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I liked that better when you said “thou stay dry” ha ha

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My phone types thou instead of you every damn time. I probably edit it 20 times a day. I tried deleting “thou” but it won’t let me.

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Who did this to you?

You probably have the King James version of your phone…

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Every parent’s dream is that their daughter will be approached by strangers wanting to take a picture with them.

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And offer them money.

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I have no idea why this stylish hat hasn’t sold out yet.

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Maybe it would have if it said “HAT” in green letters right across the front.

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I dunno… It looks about perfect just the way it is!

If you like it so much buy 10 of them to see if that sells it out.

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I would! Uhhh… But, they won’t fit my huge head. And they clash with my shoes.

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