"Dear SylvreKat,
Oops again! In our previous previous email, we said Unicorn. And then in our previous email, we said Lobster. And in this email, we are asking that you just flip a coin. We are just hoping that you receive a jumpsuit of some kind.
Once again, we are very very sorry for the inconvenience.
Woot"
I’m really hoping that I receive some sort of lobster-unicorn hybrid. I mean that’s the obvious perfect outcome, right? Failing that, maybe I get both, and I make my own. I would be up for that project. Lobsticorn, Unicobster, who knows? I’m rolling with it!
HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW
An update, if anyone was wondering the outcome of this whole lobster versus unicorn debate.
Nice gamble! #WinnerWinnerLobsterDinner