I want this, but there’s no Wash, and the reason why makes me sad. 
I would totally get this shirt but there is no wash! He is a pretty important character how could he not be on the shirt?!
Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
He and Book are both too busy uh… being… leaves on the wind?
This must be post Serenity, since there’s no shepherd Book or Wash, and Kaily and the doctor are an item. I miss Wash!
In for 2…and yes, I’ll iron Book onto one of the sleeves - and Wash on the other.
Wait, Wash is missing? Is there some subtle meaning to that?
Have you people seriously not seen Serenity?