Sausage King



Sometimes you just need a day off!!!


Quick story… I was walking out of a Dunkin’ Donuts wearing this shirt and a couple of cops were walking in (ha!); one was probably in his 40s and the other looked brand new, early 20s. The older one stops me and chuckles and says “Hey, nice shirt!” I thank him. The younger one checks it out and smiles at me but as they walk away I hear him say, “Froman’s Sausages? What’s that?” And the older one says, “You know, the sausage king of Chicago? Ferris Bueller?” And, I swear, the younger one says, “Who?”

I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Oh god. I’m old. When did that happen!?


When your local oldies station has been playing music that was new when you were younger.