Scent-Sation Zebra Sheet Set

Probably pretty ripe smell if smells like zebras. Maybe lions or tigers and bears

Scent-Sation?

I hope they don’t sell a beaver-print sheet set.

What the sheet.

and fresh out of the starting gate, New Mexico and Kentucky!

bow chicka wow-wow

light it up, Kentucky!

I had a set like these on my waterbed many many years ago.

I am no longer single, no longer have a waterbed, and these now just look plain tacky.

Next up on your local Woot! channel… Paisley Print Placemats.

rich

Is this not the worst marketing ever? Zebra Scented Sheets?

Ebony and Ivory, live together in perfect HAAAAAARMONY!

Every woman who sees them when you invite her into your room.

Dang. No king size.

Marketing to teenagers now…? 300-thread count feels like sandpaper. C’mon, w00t, break out the 1000-thread count Egyptian cotton…I need a spare set in toast brown, please.

I like the “Warranty: 90 Day Scent-Sation for Defectives Only.” What if we are “Trainables?”

seems pretty pricey

“Warranty: 90 Day Scent-Sation for Defectives Only”

So, if I’m not defective then I don’t get a warranty? I mean, I am, but I’m just asking for others.

Patterns mess with my eyes, even with them closed, I don’t think I could sleep, knowing it was there.

Well…it’s not the tackiest thing I’ve seen on woot…

How do they slice a zebra so thin?

Kentucky, how could you???

Bummer…no California queen size :frowning:

Besides, I hear they are only compatible with the Safari browser.