r/WeirdEggs - A boiled penguin egg
236 votes and 59 comments so far on Reddit
Hubba hubba!
#WootAfterDark
That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.
How what works?
It’s the un-lube.
You do it your way, I’ll do it mine.
It’s like having a different girlfriend.
A gritty girlfriend.
Reminiscing those times when you did it on the beach.
I dunno what’s going on.
“Great gift idea!”
It would be a great wedding gift.
I saw that ninja edit.
I’d have sent you a bow…
I would be a terrible gift.
Trust me.
Is this a better or worse wedding gift?
236 votes and 59 comments so far on Reddit
That should be served to all the guests at the wedding reception.