So… today there is a BIIIIG snow storm in Seattle and everyone is working from home. @davejlives has somehow bought out all the eggs in Seattle and is selling a free range, gluten free, chicken egg for $45. He also wants to tell people that the chicken has a happy life becuase it has access to a pool, has a special account at the local organic coffee place and has an annual bus pass.
Becuase we don’t get much snow in Seattle - we want some tips and tricks on how to survive 5 inches of snowfall that is exepected shortly. This is a communal panic thread.
My local grocery store had nothing except baby food.
Looks like we will be surviving on purees and lighting up the kids’ extra clothes for heat. We all have to make sacrifices.
Good call. The last time I got hangry due to breadsticks, I removed all the exclamation marks from the category names. Who knows what would happen this time?
Is anyone friends with Macgyver? I need to know how I can make a space heater in case I lose power. I have a pen, a button, quarter slice of pizza from Costco, and a toothbrush. How do I put them together to make a space heater?
Assuming the button is metal. Rub the pen and the button against each other reaaaaaally fast and create sparks. Use the sparks to light up the toothbrush bristles. Apply the bristles to the pizza, and set it on fire. Boom: space heater that’ll last for at least 45 seconds.