Anyone know which local stores have free trade, gluten free, zero calorie, 1.8% flavored vanilla-coconut essensed skim soy milk? I need like 8 gallons.
GAS STATION DOESN’T HAVE REGULAR GAS I AM PUTTING IN DIESEL
wait… I thoght you burnt all your clothes. are you naked at the gas station?
Y’ALL GET RID OF THAT WHITE DANDRUFF BEFORE I COME UP THERE NEXT MONTH!!!
i am naked on fire in my car please don’t judge
Just remember if you run out of firewood, your homes have hidden wood behind the wall.
sprinle some kittly litter on yourself
I see some European countries where people have nails sticking out of the tire to get more traction on ice. I got a box of galvanized deck screws from Home Depot. How do I make them pop out of the tire like them European tires?
You people make my heart warm even when the rest of me is freezing.
Oh, you want the double-headed nails for that so you can just push them through your tire and the a little sticks out. Trust me. Oh, you might need a mallet to get them in.
Stay the hell home.
Keep your back straight, your knees slightly bent, and don’t let the club hit you in the head…
But we have lost @davejlives.
Last we know, he was naked and getting diesel for his car cause the gas station had run out of gas.
We need to get a search party together to find him. @arsibaba1…any clues?
Did any of you remember to buy toilet paper?
You can always eat the snow. It’s the toilet paper you really need.
How’s that going to work when your water lines are frozen?
Lemme guess. You’ve all got those fancy smancy low pro tires too.
Nothing wakes you up like an icicle up the wazoo.
I assume you speak from experience.
Well, I’m uh sure these are professional stunt drivers on a closed course.