Seattle snowmageddon! Everybody panic on this thread.


#61

Anyone know which local stores have free trade, gluten free, zero calorie, 1.8% flavored vanilla-coconut essensed skim soy milk? I need like 8 gallons.


#62

GAS STATION DOESN’T HAVE REGULAR GAS I AM PUTTING IN DIESEL


#63

wait… I thoght you burnt all your clothes. are you naked at the gas station?


#64

Y’ALL GET RID OF THAT WHITE DANDRUFF BEFORE I COME UP THERE NEXT MONTH!!!


#65

i am naked on fire in my car please don’t judge


#66

Just remember if you run out of firewood, your homes have hidden wood behind the wall.


#67

sprinle some kittly litter on yourself


#68

I see some European countries where people have nails sticking out of the tire to get more traction on ice. I got a box of galvanized deck screws from Home Depot. How do I make them pop out of the tire like them European tires?


#69

You people make my heart warm even when the rest of me is freezing.


#70

Oh, you want the double-headed nails for that so you can just push them through your tire and the a little sticks out. Trust me. Oh, you might need a mallet to get them in.

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#71

Stay the hell home.


#72

Keep your back straight, your knees slightly bent, and don’t let the club hit you in the head…


#73

But we have lost @davejlives.
Last we know, he was naked and getting diesel for his car cause the gas station had run out of gas.

We need to get a search party together to find him. @arsibaba1…any clues?


#74

Did any of you remember to buy toilet paper?

You can always eat the snow. It’s the toilet paper you really need.


#75

No need, if you buy a BIOBIDET*

*Often available on woot.com!


#76

How’s that going to work when your water lines are frozen?

Lemme guess. You’ve all got those fancy smancy low pro tires too.


#77

Nothing wakes you up like an icicle up the wazoo.


#78

I assume you speak from experience.


#79

Well, I’m uh sure these are professional stunt drivers on a closed course.

RIP Seattle


#80