I received the crappiest crap ever. I’m a single childless, short 5ft man that wears men’s small tops. I got a pink XL hoodie, an angled rain gutter piece, doll diapers, a baby’s tooth brush and paste, a weekly pill storage thingy (gave to workmate), an led hanging camping light, a Woot! Branded pen, a 6 pack of travel 10 packs of tissues, and a Woot! Green bag! I have so many Woot! Bags that I can’t say if I’ll get use of this one or not.
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Want a whole bunch of new men’s medium T-shirts from Woot for shipping cost?
(And no. You wouldn’t get a say in the T-shirts.)
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Probably
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Well, the pens are usually pretty nice lol.
I have a stack of junk from bocs waiting on next summers yardsale. I hope someone wants to learn math.
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My BOC. Not bad.
Happy for some usables. Bounce. Sponges etc.
Some to be donated. Motog phone case etc.
Very nice box!! Thanks
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My before One Christmas has arrived! My last BoC disappointment of 2025 and boy was it.
Contents (1 of each);
- Obligatory Woot tote bag
- Woot pen, with stylus, bubble level, and ruler
- Plastic #4, presumably to mark your address
- Small blacklight flashlight with glow-in-the-dark star stickers
- Mrs. Potato Head
- 6-pack of off-brand travel Kleenex
- Pack of diapers for a Baby Alive doll
- Small model John Deere RSX Gator
- Burt’s Bees fruit flavored variety pack chapstick
- A Mead composition notebook
- A Mead 5 Star spiral notebook, 100 pages, college rule (loved these in high school)
The flashlight may work for scorpion hunting. The chapstick may be gifted (I probably need it, but I hate putting goop on my lips). I’ll definitely use the Kleenex. That one might be useful. The notebooks will be offered to my parents. The bag will be used to store unused crap until I it’s gone, then probably for groceries. The rest is getting donated unless one of you wants to claim it and pay shipping. Kind of a shame I didn’t get it before Christmas, because Mrs Potato Head , the diapers, and the John Deere model would have gone to Toys for Tots.
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And the delivery date and time of my Blizzard of Cheer has been changed. Instead of coming in on January 2, it will be delivered later today. This brings up certain ramifications…
- I will definitely post this as my last BoC of 2025, not the first of 2026.
- I will not have to go into the office on the day after New Years unless I have legit work to do.
Stay tuned for the dramatic (???) or at least verbose unboxing in which we learn whether Woot learned how to disappoint me in 2025 or if this time I win…
PS still holding out for that tuned consort of rubber chickens @ThunderThighs exposed me to last BoC.
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I received my Baking Our Cookies yesterday. I had prepared myself for disappointment and it’s a good thing, too. I find myself jealous of others’ disappointments that seem less disappointing than my own disappointment. Listed in no certain order:
- Large Ice Cube Tray (the cubes are large, not the tray)
- Some sort of large rubber/silicon fish thing that I guess my teething baby can chew on
- Weightlifting grips (I long to meet the person who is both exercising and BOC hunting, I’m not convinced that venn diagram of hobbies actually exists)
- A very nice otterbox case for the latest iPhone 11 (Woot stays at the forefront of fashion and style after all)
- A flowery pop-socket to attach to the previously listed item
- A box of quick connect cleaning pads (sadly, the handle was not included)
- A quick connect rope for water sports (sadly, the boat was not included)
- A little rotating ball puzzle that was thrilling for SEVERAL seconds
- A cute little cord holder in the shape of an avocado
- Plus another item or two so dull as to not warrant remembrance (Picture may be posted after work if the toddlers allow.)
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OK, who told the guys we giggle and say they used the metric side of the ruler as soon as they’re out of earshot?
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I’m actually laughing, because I know the items were just put in here with no thought, but literally everything in here (with the exception of the apple watch band because we’re a samsung household) is useful to me! The kids socks are literally my oldest kiddos size and my youngest is potty training (so the puppy pads and water proof mattress cover are MUCH appreciated
). My oldest also thanks you for the notebook, colored pencils and Woot branded maze pen (he is an artist 
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- A Woot bag for all of my
- A diamond painting thing that I will post when I start working on it
- A notebook
- Volcom Socks (sized 2 1/2 kids)
- A BRIGHT flashlight (tested by a toddler)
- A Woot maze pen
- A Nose Frida to suck snot from my childrens nose, because yum (?)
- A full size waterproof mattress
- 50 disposal facemasks for when I don’t want to smell the bull that Woot sent me
- An Avacado Buddy for a charger
- Dude Wipes (pack of 48 wipes)
- A pack of 2 drill bits
- 25 Disposable pee pads
- A box of 100 gloves (that I will send to someone with bigger hands than I)
- A pedicure set
- A large sized costume material dress (will include a picture later on)
- A USPS mailing envelope, because sure
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Hey, kids!
What time is it? That’s right, it’s Box o’ Crap time!
My Blizzard of Cheer did, indeed arrive today and so, let’s open it up and see what I got…
I slice open the tape and now insects runout so it might be safe. Instead , I find…
1 - Woot, Woot bag. Been a while since I got a bag with my crap!
Something Purple with gold spots and it seems to be a plastic sheet of some sort, so I am guessing it is a table cloth.
1 - copy of People magazine. It’s from March 11, 2024, so I guess everyone at Woot! has had a chance to read the article about Internet Cult Followers who went missing. (May have fallen for a Nigeria letter scam)
1 “Dress-up America” Accessory Set for Kids. It has a pair of fake glasses, suspenders and a bow tie all hot pink. (so… who are they dressing up like???)
1 oaky desk calendar for 2022. The dates might be right for 2034 or there abouts. Should I hold on to it until then?
1 Oxford Composition Book with a blue color (previously I’ve only seen this in black) and 100 wide-ruled pages
1 copy of Gerald Confienza’s “A Self-Discovery Journal: Millennial Edition.” It is mostly blank but with spaces for the next 200 days in which someone could answer various self-discovery questions each day like, “Movies to Watch in your lifetime” and “WItness a child delivery process” (which sounds creepy if it’s just some stranger’s child. Actually, my answer to that would be “Well this big ole white bird with very long legs and a tendency to nest on chimneys came flying in and…” Maybe I can gift it to someone as a gag.
Another plastic table cloth… this one is pink!
1 Plastic ice cube tray for making 8 large ice cubes at a time.
1 Polar Pack break time lunch bag. In pink… So not for me…
1 Cable buddy cable protector, shaped and colored like a tiny, smiling pear.
1 Tozo Wireless charger. Next phone had better be able to use it…
1 Telescoping magnetic pickup tool, with a flashlight on the end. I actually have one here in my office, they do come in handy.
And finally… I thought it was a Woot! Pen, but is actually a puzzle maze for tiny balls but it is shaped like a pen and has a clip so I can keep it in my shirt pocket (I guess).
All told not the most useful BoC I’ve received but it did keep me amused for a bit.
And now a picture;
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Bountiful Ornament Cheer just arrived! Perfect timing with just enough disappointment to ruin the rest of the year lol. Thanks Woot!
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Blessings Over Chanukah
I may need to convert.
Woot bag - yay!
Woot Koozie!
Moisture Absorber (and Odor Eliminator)
Portable mini junk drawer. Junk not included.
Hefty freezer bags 3 pack - always useful.
Keyboard cleaning kit
Treat Stand
Pan - Gipp kitchenware - some assembly required
Not disappointed at all.
Thanks Woot!
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Just received my first Breezy Open Caroling, (which conjurs up pleasant visions of strolling and caroling somewhere like Hawaii or Fiji). I was looking forward to receiving it & was pleasantly surprised I only had to wait 12 days to get it!
And was very pleased to receive some great crap! And all new & complete, so that was good!
My BOC included:
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Time Stories Revolution - The Hadal Project (2099 NT) - some sort of card game; probably use as a gift for someone, somewhere, (in summertime), (iykyk).
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Arthur Imaging Inkjet Cartridge Set - 14 cartridges - gotta be someone I know who needs these.
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Bausch & Lomb Sight Savers cleaning tissues - 100 count - my wife will get these
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BIC Cristal Xtra- Bold - 24 count - probably to my wife for use at work; or to my niece
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Tech21 - Liberty London - PurePrint - Christelle - iPhone X/Xs - my wife will know someone with an iPhone (I don’t)
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Crayola Washable Project Paint - 10 Classic Colour’s (bottles) - my niece
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Better Office Products Post Its - 3 pack - my wife
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Chuckit! Ultra Ball (2 pack) - our son for his house rat, I mean dog.
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Revlon Colorstay Brow Pencil - 210 Soft Brown -my wife perhaps?
10-11. A Woot bag & a Woot pen.
So, overall a wonderfully crappy first time experience with my first ever BOC.
Now I just have to wait 19 days before I can try for another BOC.
A very Wonderful New Year to everyone!
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Ending 2025 with a load of disappointment!
My very first Box O’ Crap!!!
- Woot! resuable bag
- Woot! Koozie
- An ice cube tray
- A creepy-looking exfoliating glove
- 600 coffee filters for a coffee maker I don’t own
- A NGK spark plug. Upon doing research, it’s for boat things that I don’t own
- A universal bird guard for vinyl siding for a house I don’t own
- A pack of non-flushable baby wipes for a baby I don’t own
Happy Holidays Everybody!
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A Woot bag, a Woot monkey, some lined stickey notepads, playing cards, a basketball scorebook, some wipes, and a pair of boots 2 sizes too big.
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Posting my Bringing Over Cocoa from the last woot off. My first BOC in over a year and made it just in time for the 2025 thread. No disappoinment here, which is perhaps the disappoinment in itself.
Requisite Woot Bag and Coozie.
Avocado Cable Buddy
7pc Manicure Kit (not pictured, stolen by my elder daughter)
Ostensibly sized 11 slippers, but fit said daughter
Ryka Summit Sneakers, size 6.5 - perfect for younger daughter.
Mead wide ruled notebook
School Days scrap book
Jurassic Park Tote Bag
Ice cube tray
Disney princess pets sticker book
Japanese Prayer Book of some kind.
Merry Crapmas and a happy woot year!
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