Received my “Bring Other Calendar” today.
Ordered Jan 1, 2026
I got:
Plastic wine glass with cactus stem,
Woot screaming monkey
An 8oz wood hammer
Pack of plastic anchors
A pair of safety glasses
Auto wheel brush
4 pack of NGK Iridiumix 7274 sparkplugs
LEDeez 6 foot blue light kit
Universal socket
Easydose pill planner XL
Portable raincoat
And lastly, A pair of queen size waterproof pillow protectors.
Thanks Woot for the crap.
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New Years BOC
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Dude wipes
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Tush wipes
(I sense a theme occurring here)
- A huge roll of yarn
- Electrical Box
- Bandage foam
- Gutter Elbow
- Slate Pro wireless earphones
- Woot bag
Happy 2026 Woot!
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My bring other calendar is arriving tomorrow. I can’t wait for the disappointment 
!!! I’m shocked I even got it because I was in the vestibule of patience for a while. I didn’t know that you could ever get out of it 
but glad I stuck around.
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I could use that gutter elbow.
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New year, new box of crap.
I received my Bring on Calendar today.
A little something for everyone.
2 packs of Bic colored pens
Composition notebook
Small storage case
A box for storing bullets 
Cotton rounds
Deck of playing cards
Turtle keychain
Nose suction doodad
Pacifiers
Inflatable dinosaur balloon
Woot bag
Woot pen
That perfect blend of disappointment and dopamine. Thanks woot.
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This is the 3rd one I’ve gotten in a BOC… my dad rolls his eyes each time I hand him another one 
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I received the lights too. Didn’t need anything in the box, donated today
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Received my “Bring Other Calendar” today.
Ordered Jan 1, 2026
I got:
An 8oz wood hammer
Pack of plastic anchors
2 pack of hand warmers
Auto wheel brush
Kitchen shears
LEDeez 6 foot blue light kit
Waterproof rv mattress cover
Nose frida
Cowboy hat chocolate/soap mold
Pack of wipes
And lastly, A pair of queen size waterproof pillow protectors.
Thanks Woot for the crap.
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Hi, new wooter here. How do I get/order a box of crap?
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So, I won one of the FIVE! Mega-BOC prizes at the end of 2025.
Fortunately, the MBOC arrived without damage. It was huge!
Contents:
- AIPER AIPURY1000 Pool Cleaner - AWESOME! My brother has a pool and a birthday in February.
- EUFY Robot Vacuum 11S - AWESOME! I have a dirty floor.
- 3-Pack White Peak Sweat pants - They actually fit me!
- WOOT! BOC USB lights - They all light up!
- 2-Pack Tongs by BBQ Time - They are dangerously sharp!
- 10-Pack Binder Clips! - Pre-labeled always useful.
- 12.9" iPad Smart Folio - 3rd & 4th Generation. My other brother has an iPad and a birthday in February.
- GIRO Snow Goggles - Handy for my local PNW slopes. - Disappointingly Pink but very comfortable.
- Siri Remote Control - Cool! If you have an Apple TV remote but no Apple TV box, you can still use the remote to control your TV and audio receiver if they support HDMI-CEC.
Fortunately, my WOOT! order also arrived the same day! DASH Shaved Ice & Slushy maker. Tomorrow, I’m going to make a slushy, sit back, and watch my new Robot Vacuum clean my house! Thanks so much! 
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Please explain the hippo thing. Enquiring minds would like to know.
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Every Friday they post a link on their social media pages in the afternoon at different times. Otherwise you can get them occasionally if you opt in for the notifications on your phone if you have the app. Also during special events like Woot-offs etc. But you have to be really quick when they pop up because they only sell so many at a time and their are tons of people clicking to buy them each time.
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USPS tracking says delivered to mailbox. This means the disappointment started already. If it’s in the mailbox, it’s not very big, even if it is a cluster mailbox. But then again they say the best things come in small packages. We shall see, when I get dressed and go half a mile to pick it up.
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One more and you can make a square or rectangle.
Nice! Thanks for remembering to share your post!
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January 25 is Burns night, so in honor of the great Scottish poet, here is Buns of Cheese translated to Burns of Cheese.
Enjoy!
A Drunken Declamation o’ Questionable Purchases
(To be hollert wi’ one eye shut an’ a tankard in haun’)
WHISHT
An’ lend yer lug, ye scunnered souls,
For I hae sinned in aisle an’ scroll!
I didna need - I didna plan,
Yet still I bought like feckless man,
For when the purse grows licht wi’ drink,
The mind gangs dark, an’ buys afore it thinks.
First - Yon black-as-Hell Renova roll,
Three-ply as thick as preacher’s jowl;
Sleekit, sable, smooth as lies
That slip frae politicians’ eyes.
Six squat coils for yer royal arse,
Eco-blest, pipe-safe - Christ, but it’s farce!
Seventeen quid tae wipe yer doom,
An’ yet - ye’d greet tae lack it, soon.
Then BLAM
In stomp the DUDE wipes, big an’ bold,
Unscented, shameless, nae fucks told;
Sheets sae large ye could pitch a tent,
Or mop a sin ye wholly meant.
Aloe-slick, vitamin-laced,
They flee doon pipes wi’ noble grace.
Four dollars nine! I roared “I’ll tak!”
An’ sense fell aff me like a cracked kneecap.
Next - BIC pens, ye garish, shoutin’ tools,
Thick-point gobshites for bold arse fools;
They dinna write - na, they DECLARE,
Like drunk men preachin’ truth in air.
One-point-sax o’ inky roar,
In colours fit tae blind a whore.
Five wee dollars for twenty-four
I’d ha’e bought mair but the wife’d ha’e war.
Then - Oh ho!
Rain Bird nozzles, sprayin’ wide,
Quarter-circle, drunk wi’ pride;
Fifteen feet o’ splash an’ spite,
Like Tam o’ Shanter steerin’ shite.
Five-an’-twenty heads o’ spray,
Waterin’ lawns like gods at play.
Thirty quid tae argue wi’ math—
Worth it, just tae watch it thrash.
An’ lo - A blue neon serpent, bendy-bricht,
Six-foot snake o’ battery licht;
It coils an’ gleams like sins made glow,
Mockin’ the dark wi’ electric crow.
Thirteen an’ change - night cried “Och no!”
As modern sorcery stole the show.
BUT WAIT!
Here lies the sacred, cursed an’ true,
The things nae price could e’er pursue:
The Swiss Army Woot pen, steel an’ sly,
Writes better drunk than sober I;
The green Woot! Woot! bag, staunch an’ leal,
Hauds dreams, regret, an’ half a meal.
An’ last - Bow doon, ye bastards
A scrap o’ cardboard, bent an’ worn,
Five by seven, frayed an’ torn;
Once backed a frame, now rules the land,
The handiest shite e’er in my hand.
Nae gowd could buy it, mark me weel,
For when ye need it, there it kneels.
Sae dinna preach o’ thrift or sense,
Or budgets tight or consequence;
For Burns wad ken, an’ shout it loud,
Wi’ ale on beard an’ heart unbowed:
The worth o’ things is nae their price,
But how they serve ye once or twice,
When drunk, unplanned, an’ deep in need,
An’ glad ye bought the stupid deed.
NOW
Pour me anither.
I’m done.
…Unless ye’ve got wipes.
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I got my Buns of Cheese today! I was surprised because I didn’t get shipping info. Klaus was just excited!
- Woot bag (yay! Adding to my colletion)
- Levi 505 jeans size 34 X 34 (might fit my son)
- Amazon brand disinfectant wipes (always useful)
- 500 Bunn coffee filters
- 4 decks of cards
- Electrical plug
- Clear brow and mascara
- Woot multi use tool pen
- Lip stick (way too dark!)
Thanks! Way to start 2026.
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