I think I have some polywood trees growing in the back.
They smoke too much for firewood, and the chips clog up my chainsaw.
Hey all, this shady pair of monkeys approached us behind the warehouse and asked us if we wanted to get in on this deal for Polywood outdoor furniture.
Yeah, it’s late in the season but hey, that’s why you’re getting one heck of a deal here! Have you looked at these prices! They’re crazy! They’re ridiculous! They’re low even!
Oh, and we only have a few of some items so bring out your designer side and do some mixin’ & matchin’.