So, with ~2 hours until the rocket crashes...

when does all the panicking start?

I’m hoping for at least 1 ton of rocket ship titanium in my yard.

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Nothing to worry about. Earth is 70% water.
So says National News.
I totally believe the part about water.

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And the average human adult is 50-60% water. Does that increase the likelihood of it hitting water?

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If this is my final day on earth, I’m glad I’m spending it on Woot. It shows i’ve really lived, you know?

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it better not hit my house, that is not the mother’s day gift I want.

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But, it’s a rocket…

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It still qualifies.

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Aw, it landed in the ocean. Dang it.

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Not just any ocean. The furthest one…

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I know. If you can’t count on a random rocket crashing into your house then what can you count on?

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Well, not this time.