Some Amazon reviewers say the “stomach sleeper” pillow is too firm and thick for stomach sleepers:
http://www.amazon.com/Sona-Stomach-Sleeper-Bed-Pillow/dp/B005EQKBR2
Ah, well…
How the heck does the V shape pillow work anyhow?
Step 1. Lay head on pillow.
Step 2. Close eyes (???)
Step 3. Sleep (AKA Profit!)