This sold out already, but man, this description is gold:
“When crawling at night, hang it on your body to improve your safety.”
While heavily inebriated, the menacing plastic owl eyes defend you from other night creatures.
“When riding at night, become your car’s taillight reminder to the rear.”
Do not just use as a taillight, become the taillight!
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There are solar animals??
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Maybe there’s a Pokemon creature that absorbs sunlight?