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I’d posit that most of the translated words and phrases are more American than English, actually.

Well I’m 2 for 2 on predicting the winners. The Pirat will make 3 for 3.

What’s with all the BLACK shirts?? Don’t you people realize that SUMMER is upon us? Unless you are a vampire, black must be banished until late November! It’s too damn hot!

Wait. Pirates have bombs now?

I kinda wish it was upsidedown so I could translate by looking down.

If it were any busier it’d have LEDs sewn in.

Grats FishB! I hope #3 is a pirat. :smiley:

This is a MUST for National Talk Like A Pirate day.

Err… I have to say, I’m really NOT impressed with this shirt, and since when are we making lame ‘text’ shirts on woot now? This is a bad shirt… I’m sorry, I’m just repulsed.

Do better woot!

Congrats FB! Great job

Congrats on the print fishbiscuit :slight_smile:

Agreed. I’m sorry but this shirt blows in a big way. Such an uninteresting concept presented in such a thoughtless way.

Aww yeah, Im 2-0 now! I figured this would be the one text shirt that would definitely print. Super funny and clever, fishbiscuit! Congrats :smiley:

Yo ho ho: but, why is all the rum gone?

I was considering this for my son until I got the to Holy Crap! part. Can’t have him wearing a shirt to school that says Holy Crap.

Professor, what’s another word for ‘pirate treasure’?

I guess you missed the tracking t-shirt.

Watch for the ninja footprints.