Something Strong Floral Print Shorts

These are some hideous shorts!!

I agree with Ruby. These have to be a joke, right?

I can’t believe these shorts are for men!!!

I remember sitting next to my older brother, miserably waiting for the visit to end. During the interminable droning of my great aunt, I noticed her wallpaper. At that moment, I thought “I hope that someday, somehow, someone makes a pair of really really really ugly shorts from that pattern.”

Gentlemen, today is that day!

These are shorts you put on thinking, “If I die today, I’m gonna die like a man - in strong floral print.” Then suddenly you’re overcome with the will to live.