Hmmmmm…
Could these POSSIBLY be the missing components from the big Survival backpack kits from a few months back…?? 
5 year shelf life, 90 day warranty
Oh no……the Woot monkeys wouldn’t be that unorganized, especially when it comes to bags-O-Water
Any chance of the manufacturer date being added for this batch? Yall are normally good abot adding the expiration date for things close to the cutoff.
125ml packets of water? 125ml=4.227oz that is barely over 1/2 cup. How is that a useful size of water? Not even a single day of water needed for one adult human.
For when you can’t figure out a cup.
I was thinking each food bar was 3600 calories which was pretty impressive, but it’s for the whole pack. 
These are basically life boat rations…sugar and crisco. These are meant to keep you alive, and that’s it.
I’d stick with freeze dried food for prepping and Cliff Bars for hiking.