and onions like little sliders
and grits w/ butter too
washed down with a beer?
and some mandrin vodka
with a slice of lime
and a hot guy on my arm
naw crushed ice and some diet splash crap that’s tropical
While you are out with the hot guy, can I play with the puppies?
and a dog sitter so i can stay out all night
Well, I’m going to play with them. Do all the things you can’t do if it is your dog.
Roll around on the floor, tug of war, let them up on the bed.
I’ll wake up the next morning, kick d’name out of my house,(removing the puppy from under her coat) eat some spam on crackers with cheese and imble a little of the hair of the dog that bit me last night then…
I thought it was the guy who bit you…
well… If he doesn’t leave marks it doesn’t count.
So that’s how you get spam out of your computer!