spam

#1

spam

#2

crackers?

#3

with cheese?

#4

and onions like little sliders

#5

and eggs

#6

and grits w/ butter too

#7

washed down with a beer?

#8

and some mandrin vodka

#9

with a slice of lime

#10

and a hot guy on my arm

#11

naw crushed ice and some diet splash crap that’s tropical

#12

While you are out with the hot guy, can I play with the puppies?

#13

and a dog sitter so i can stay out all night

#14

Well, I’m going to play with them. Do all the things you can’t do if it is your dog.
Roll around on the floor, tug of war, let them up on the bed.

#15

I’ll wake up the next morning, kick d’name out of my house,(removing the puppy from under her coat) eat some spam on crackers with cheese and imble a little of the hair of the dog that bit me last night then…

#16

I thought it was the guy who bit you…

#17

well… If he doesn’t leave marks it doesn’t count.

#18

#19

So that’s how you get spam out of your computer!

#20

touche