I’m in!!
Speaker of the Crap (Title by Mikeellis)
Price: $5
Shipping Options:: $5 Standard
Shipping Estimates: Ships in 3-5 business days. (Friday, Aug 26 to Wednesday, Aug 31) + transit
Condition: New
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Score!
ha!
Me too!!
ROARRRRRR!!! at last, i score one. woot!!!
Got it this time. Take that Vestible of Patience.
GOt it! woot woot!
YAAAA I got one!!!
now i can go to bed thanks woot gods
Woo hoo! I scored myself a BoC on this one! Thanks Woot!
I hope that this bag is awesome, or awesomely crappy…or depressingly crappy in a way that still makes me laugh. BoCs are the best part of the internet, bar none.
booo! it’s always so heartbreaking to reach the vestibule, log in, and then be informed that you’re a loser. <=(
What kind of crap is this:
Welcome To The Vestibule Of Patience
Like all vestibules, this is where you stand as you wait to be invited into the main space. Essentially it’s a waiting room for the Bag Of Crap and additional highly coveted products. You and many others are here because the servers are otherwise occupied. And let’s be honest: at this point, you’re probably not going to get anything. We’re sorry. The truth hurts.
But if you want to wait for that one-in-a-billion chance that things might go your way, we’re not gonna stop you. Because if (and that’s a great big if) you happen to be here when your stuff becomes available, you’ll instantly be moved to checkout and invited to buy said stuff.
Again, though, you shouldn’t bet the farm on it. Or even a small portion of the farm. The odds are overwhelmingly against you right now. You’d have to be Han Solo crossed with Rocky to win at this point. Seriously. You just read three whole paragraphs and the page didn’t even change. That should be telling you something…
Never seen this when I click on it so quick as it had just appeared. 
I got in the anti chamber so I tried again and got in the anti chamber so I tried a third time and scored!
Woot!
Cancelled
Speaker of the Crap (Title by Mikeellis)
Sold by Woot
Quantity: 1 @ $5.00
How did I cancel it?
YOOOOO GOT 'EM
(Based Thunderlina please include a note kthx)
Arrghh! In bag and out of vestibule. But then Amazon failed me! My damn payment method said I needed to sign in again and their was no damn sign in button! BOC you elude me again!!
I’m in like Flynn. SCORE Again 
got the same thing…they sold out before it was processed I am guessing and have just changed the wording.