Squishmallows, 8", Gordon Shark

Squishmallows, 8", Gordon Shark

But it’s only 8 inches. I need more than 8 inches of shark in my life. Even if it does have watermelon.

Edit: sold out. Guess 8 inches was plenty in Cali. Dammit.

Edit again: @davejlives I WANT BIGGER SHARKS.

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8 inches not big enough for you?

Bigger!

Head Of Household Shark GIF by Big Brother

oh yeah baby

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I want cannons too. MORE CANNONS!

t-shirt cannons, yes

Good kitty.

I Hope Please GIF by TikTok

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He sees you when you’re sleeping.

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@davejlives is spying on me too?!?

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So is everybody with the webcam link.

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Shh… it’s unicorn time.

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I could tell you where to see all kinds of interesting web cams. They’re real and not like those @wootevil watches and/or produces for his website. You never know what you’ll find on these.
There could be some random webcam pointed at a TV in a pitch black room or one from an industrial control center. You could even see yourself from your own webcam if you’re unlucky enough.

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I’m not sure if you’re admitting to being a Nigerian Prince who’s authorized by Microsoft to renew my virus software and refund my money…or if you’re just watching Woot’s Twitch channel.

Either way, @wootevil has excellent taste in socks.

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unicorn throw up GIF

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I guess it could make me look kind of sketchy to admit my voyeur superpowers without qualifying it with my special interest in computer security, ie it’s part of my job.

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Exactly like that, but now my car smells fresh and is frozen shut in my garage. But that’s OK. I’m not going anywhere tomorrow.

It’s nice to get paid for your hobbies.