Stealth Stun Gun w/ Flashlight

I got one of these a year back and the light is good and holds a charge (unused) for a long time.

But I’ve never tried to zap myself. Has anyone tried that feature?

It figures, Connecticut is on the buzz kill list. The only thing our Governor hates more than fun is self defense.

“Thanks to stick-in-the-mud buzzkilling state legislators, this cannot be delivered to the following states.”

Literally buzz killing. Get it? HAR HAR HAR!